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[heirlift]

text voice video action	fresh.heir
John Egbert	Homestuck
role	Familiar
residence	Leshy
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Comments

[kyley_b]

do you want to move in? is that too much??

[heirlift]

what

you tell me if it's too much!
it's your house after all.
i wasn't trying to hint at anything.

...but it would be nice.

[kyley_b]

would it be weird? is it too much like
my space?

i want you to be comfortable. and close by.

[heirlift]

yeah but i want you to be comfortable too!
it's not weird, i just don't want to intrude.

but theoretically if i did move in...
i could snuggle you every night.
and make you breakfast every morning.
and emmy would love seeing you all the time too!

[kyley_b]

you wouldn't be intruding.

do you think emmy and duchess apnea will get along?

[heirlift]

probably! they are both nobility, after all.
and cats don't eat pudding so they won't fight over it.

so

i guess we're doing this?

[kyley_b]

yeah mostly apnea just like to sleep.

i would love to. and it'll be your space, too, you can do whatever you want to make it feel that way.

[heirlift]

hahah yeah wow okay! so. cool! this is really cool. :)

[ Is he doing barrel rolls because he's incredibly giddy? Perhaps... ]

i'm not much of an interior decorator, but i'll work on getting a butt groove going on the couch heheh.

i can't wait to do dumb stuff like dishes and laundry together.
and not having to go home to take care of emmy!

[kyley_b]

yeah! it'll be so amazing to wake up to your face every day.

that's a good idea lol

i think she'll be really happy about it, too.

i can help you bring your stuff over.

[heirlift]

yeah! i'd like that!

and just think, we ca

[ The message cutting off? And the sound of crashing tree branches outside? That's definitely not John being distracted and running into a tree.

And those pine needles in his hair when he lets himself in the front door? Yeah, no idea how those got there. ]

Uh... hey! I'm here for the tacos!

[ Totally cool. Absolutely nothing happened here. ]

[kyley_b]

[You don't survive Kyle's upbringing without learning not to just accept slightly worrisome entrances.

Kyle just goes to the door, kisses John on the cheek, and brushes pine needles from his shoulders.]

You've got tree sap on your glasses, handsome.

[heirlift]

Oh... hahah, thanks.

[ John nudges the door closed behind him and reaches up to loop his arms around Kyle's neck. He has to hover a bit to bury his face in the crook of Kyle's neck, but he doesn't even really seem to notice. ]

I hope I make a good roommate.

[kyley_b]

You make a good everything.

[He hugs John tight, like maybe he's worried he'll float away.]

...that said, I can be a bit of a pain about some stuff, which I should probably just own up to now. Mostly just like, keep the bathroom clean.

[Kyle really loves his bathroom. The waterfall shower and Japanese style soaker tub give him an inordinate amount of pleasure.]

But everything in the house is yours too, okay? And we'll split up chores, I can even make us a schedule...

[heirlift]

[ John is about to say he would never mess up a bathroom, until he remembers some particular bathroom-centered shenanigans in his youth. Some of which were Rose's fault! But he didn't help, either. ]

Don't worry, I won't make a mess of the bathroom. And we don't need to make a chore wheel or anything. Unless you want to? I get dibs on cooking, though.

[kyley_b]

At least not like, a huge mess.

Well, how about we just see how things go naturally first? We can always make more structure if we need it.

And hey, you gotta let me cook for you sometimes, too. I have my mom's recipes memorized.

[Another hug.]

I can't tell you how happy you make me, dude.

[heirlift]

Okay, fine, you can cook on the weekends.

[ John would suggest they cook together, but experience tells him they'll probably just end up having to order delivery. For reasons. ]

You don't have to tell me. I know. I feel that way too. It's impossible to describe, but... I can tell.

[ John hugs in tighter, and frankly he could just stay right there for the rest of eternity and probably be happy. But the great thing is, he doesn't have to, and after a moment, he pushes back gently, setting his feet back on the ground. ]

Anyway, I should probably take a shower, unless you want me to smell like a car air freshener all night. Do you... um, want to supervise and make sure I don't mess up the bathroom too much?

[ He attempts to waggle his eyebrows seductively. ]

[kyley_b]

Sounds good. Give you a little break.

[Kyle grins when John settles, because he does like being the tall one.

Then he cackles and slips his arm around John's shoulders.]

Yes. Dork.